Harmony s teenage craving for drama is answered the night a body is discovered by her Auntie Mel on Evensand beach. But the naked, lifeless young woman turns out - problematically - to be alive. Unable to speak or remember where she came from, the woman is named Storm by her nurses.Surrounded by doctors, psychiatrists and policemen, Storm remains provocatively silent. Harmony is desperate to fill in the gaps in Storm s story, while the responsibility Mel feels for the woman she rescued begins to skew the course of her own settled life. Their attempts to solve the mystery clash with the efforts of rookie constable Mason, assigned to the case and determined to help this damsel he feels to be very much in distress.Will any of them be able to find out who Storm really is? And what if the distress belongs to everyone but her?With mordant wit and dazzling style, Everything You Do is Wrong takes the tropes of the missing-girl novel and turns them into something entirely new.